{"id":32702,"date":"2022-08-17T21:15:57","date_gmt":"2022-08-17T20:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weareactors.com\/?p=32702"},"modified":"2023-06-01T02:13:58","modified_gmt":"2023-06-01T01:13:58","slug":"theresa-rebeck-monologues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weareactors.com\/theresa-rebeck-monologues\/","title":{"rendered":"Theresa Rebeck Monologues"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"Theresa Rebeck Monologues\" class=\"wp-image-32705\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-250x250.png 250w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-480x480.png 480w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/weareactors.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Now-that-your-eyes-are-open-make-the-sun-jealous-with-your-burning-passion-to-start-the-day.-Make-the-sun-jealous-or-stay-in-bed.-3.png 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Theresa Rebeck is widely known as a female powerhouse of the modern theatre. Her work spans from Broadway, to film and television as well as literary novels. Rebeck is the most Broadway \u2013 produced female playwright of our time, with shows including Dead Accounts ; Seminar and Mauritius. Her most recent film screenplay is Jessica Chastain\u2019s spy thriller \u2018The 355,\u2019 with her previous television works of \u2018SMASH,\u2019 and \u2018NYPD Blue.\u2019 Listed below are some incredibly witty Theresa Rebeck monologues that will help you exercise your bite, and keep you on your heels!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Spike Heels<\/strong><br>1990, Drama \/ Comedy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><strong>Georgie<\/strong>: Yeah, right, he \u201cgave\u201d me the damn job. I fucking work my ass off for that jerk; he doesn\u2019t give me shit. I earn it, you know? He \u201cgave\u201d me the job. I just love that. What does that mean, that I should be working at McDonald\u2019s or something, that\u2019s what I really deserve or something? Bullshit. Fuck you, that is such fucking bullshit. You think I don\u2019t know how to behave in public or something?<br>Jesus, I was a goddamn waitress for seven years, the customers fucking loved me. You think I talk like this in front of strangers; you think I don\u2019t have a brain in my head or something? That is so fucking condescending. Anytime I lose my temper, I\u2019m crazy, is that it? You don\u2019t know why I threw that pencil, you just assume. You just make these assumptions. Well, fuck you, Andrew. I mean it. Fuck you.<br>I mean, I just love that. You don\u2019t even know. You\u2019ve never seen me in that office. You think I\u2019m like,<br>incapable of acting like somebody I\u2019m not? For four months I\u2019ve been scared to death but I do it, you know. I take messages, I call the court, I write his damn letters. I watch my mouth, I dress like this \u2013 whatever this is; these are the ugliest clothes I have ever seen \u2013 I am gracious, I am bright, I am promising. I am being this other person for them because I do want this job but there is a point beyond which I will not be fucked with! So you finally push me beyond that point, and I throw the pencil and now you\u2019re going to tell me that that is my problem? What, do you guys think you hold all the cards or something? You think you have the last word on reality? You do, you think that anything you do to me is okay, and anything I do is fucked because I\u2019m not using the right words. I\u2019m, like, throwing pencils and saying fuck you, I\u2019m speaking another language, that\u2019s my problem. And the thing is \u2013 I am America. You know? You guys are not America. You think you are; Jesus Christ, you guys think you own the world. I mean, who made up these rules, Andrew? And do you actually think we\u2019re buying it?<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Age: 30s<br>Gender: Monologues For Women<br>Type: Monologues From Plays<br>Genre: Comedic Monologues For Women<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/weareactors.com\/monologues\/spike-heels\/\">Download This Monologue Here<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Lydia:<br>I don\u2019t know you. You and I have never met. And you are wreaking havoc on my life. At first, I admired<br>Andrew\u2019s interest in your welfare. He cares about people; he truly cares and I think that\u2019s wonderful. But these past few months, I must admit, I have become less interested in his interest. Not only do I listen to him talk about you incessantly, any time I come over to have dinner or spend the night here, I am bombarded by you. When you come home at night, we hear your little heels clicking on the ceiling. When you leave in the morning, we hear your little heels. When you go to bed we hear you brush your teeth and talk on the phone, and listen to the radio and on certain evenings I could swear that we can even hear you undress. I am not enjoying this. For the past two months, I have been under the distinct impression that any time I spend the night here, I am actually sleeping with two people- Andrew, and yourself. In fact, when you came home with Edward tonight my first thought was, my God, the bed is already crowded enough; now we have to fit Edward in too? Now. I don&#8217;t know what went on between you and Andrew. I want you out of my life! Is that understood?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Age: 30s<br>Gender: Monologues For Women<br>Type: Monologues From Plays<br>Genre: Comedic monologues for women<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Scene<\/strong><br>2006 \u2013 Dark Comedy Act II, Scene 4<br>Clea: (Yelling)<br>You know what we should do tonight? My friend can get me into this party. Its up on the Upper West Side so its totally not like a really hip scene or anything, but there is going to be some movie stars there, she wouldn\u2019t tell me who, but they also have this hot tub there? On the roof. She went to a party at this place a couple of weeks ago, and everyone takes their clothes off and gets in the hot tub. And then they have these cater waiters come around, Im not kidding, with Sushi. So you sit in the hot tub and like talk and eat sushi naked. It sounds so nineties, doesn\u2019t it? Movie stars and sushi and a hot tub? Maybe they\u2019ll play R.E.M. on the \u201crecord player.\u201d Or do lines of cocaine. It\u2019s so unbelievably retro, a hot tub on a roof. I sooo want to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Act II, Scene 7<br>Clea: I said LET GO! (She shoves him away, steely.) Get it together would you? God, you\u2019re a mess, you\u2019re really just a total wreck and there\u2019s a party going on in there, Charlie! Get a clue! There\u2019s four casting agents in there! Plus Nick \u2013 Ok, I\u2019m going to tell you this I don\u2019t know why because you so don\u2019t deserve it but the fact is, he still needs somebody to play the homeless guy in the third act and it\u2019s only two lines and I could get him to just give it to you if you would just \u2013 just tell Nick how much you love the pilot, he will really like that. You know part of the reason he gets so edgy with you is because he thinks you\u2019re really talented, like fucked up but talented and honestly, if you just said some nice things it would solve everything ! Just don\u2019t talk about having a glass of water with him. OK? That is too nuts. Holy beggars, also off the table, OK? OK Charlie? Honestly, you are so much work, I\u2019m going to have to get a massage for a week to get over this. I mean it. It\u2019s a party! OK Charlie? It\u2019s a party.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Age: 30s<br>Gender: Monologues For Women<br>Type: Monologues From Plays<br>Genre: Comedic monologues for women<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dead Accounts<\/strong><br>2012 \u2013 Dark Comedy<br>Jenny: That\u2019s what he said! Can you believe that? \u201cThe truth is complicated.\u201d I\u2019m thinking, not so complicated that they can\u2019t send you to jail, you jerk. Yes, I rea\u2014I know, Stuart, but after everything I did for him, my family? My father! My father got him that job. Oh do not tell him I\u2019m here, he will have an aneurysm if he\u2014yes, I know, but of course I feel, I\u2019m not\u2014no, Jack\u2019s not here. I mean, he is here, I saw him, but he\u2019s not here right now.<br>I walked in the front door, and before I could say three words there was this very convenient story about his father, and a kidney stone, and they all rushed off to some hospital. I mean, he did seem to be in some pain so what do I know, but I thought it was pretty coincidental, and I would not put it past Jack to actually give his father a kidney stone just to avoid dealing with this. He walked off with twenty-seven million dollars from a major international financial institution, and nobody apparently can figure out how he did it. I think a kidney stone is relatively simple next to that. I know\u2014I KNOW I sound ridiculous but I\u2019m truly at my wit\u2019s end, Stuart. I\u2019ve been sitting here for eight hours, by myself, in this house, why do people live in houses like this in the Midwest, you should see this place. There actually is, seriously, linoleum floors. Linoleum, it\u2019s not a myth. And the cabinets are horrible. But get this: There are little ceramic plates on the walls with pictures painted on them, I\u2019m not making this up. And the flatware is just, I don\u2019t understand it. I don\u2019t know what it\u2019s made of. Some sort of strange gray metal. Oh, oh, and the dishes are Corelle. It says on the back of them: Corelle. I don\u2019t know what \u201cCorelle\u201d is, that\u2019s my point! It\u2019s just so deliberately without taste. And yes there are yards with grass and trees, Jack used to go on endlessly about all the grass and trees and air in the Midwest but honestly, I always found him to be needlessly smug about that stuff. Nature, like they invented nature. When they didn\u2019t invent it at all; let\u2019s face it, it\u2019s just here. Big deal. A f***ing tree.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Age: Late 30s<br>Gender: Monologues For Women<br>Type: Monologues From Plays<br>Genre: Comedic monologues for women<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Seminar<\/strong><br>2011 \u2013 Comedy Scene 2<br>Kate: She disappears into the apartment, yelling back, Martin waits.(off)<br>Everybody acted like, they all said he\u2019s ROUGH but he\u2019s A GREAT TEACHER BUT I DON\u2019T SEE<br>WHAT\u2019S SO GREAT ABOUT JUST BEING ABUSED. THAT\u2019S NOT TEACHING THAT\u2019S JUST BEING<br>A SHITHEAD. IF I WANT SOMEONE TO TELL ME I\u2019M WASTING MY TIME I CAN JUST TALK TO<br>MY MOTHER. EVERYONE THINKS IT\u2019S SO COOL AND FUN TO BE MEAN TO ARTISTS BUT IF WE<br>WEREN\u2019T HERE THERE WOULD BE NOTHING BUT ANARCHY AND IMMORTALITY AND<br>CHAOS. WE ARE THE SOULD OF TE CULTURE AND PEOPLE CAN JUST FUCKING BE NICE TO US<br>ONCE IN A WHILE.<br>She reappears, carrying bags of chips and diet soda and ice cream. She sits down and starts to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Scene 2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kate:That\u2019s right I\u2019ve been working on it for six years because people like it \u2013 Frank Conroy read it, before he died, he was the writer in residence up at Bennington for one month and he read that story and you know what he said to me? He said it was \u201cmuch better than most.\u201d Not better than most. \u201cMuch better than most.<br>Martin: \u201cMuch better than most,\u201d that is so lame, Kate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kate: Yes, it would be lame, coming from you but it didn\u2019t come from you, it came from Frank Conroy. You know who else likes that story? Tobias Wolf. He read it when I took that summer writing class and he said it had some nice things in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Age: Late 20s, 30s<br>Gender: Monologues For Women<br>Type: Monologues From Plays<br>Genre: Comedic monologues for women<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We hope you enjoyed this list of Theresa Rebeck Monologues! Please check out more monologues on our <a href=\"https:\/\/weareactors.com\/monologues-for-actors\/\">monologue database!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theresa Rebeck is widely known as a female powerhouse of the modern theatre. Her work spans from Broadway, to film and television as well as literary novels. Rebeck is the most Broadway \u2013 produced female playwright of our time, with shows including Dead Accounts ; Seminar and Mauritius. 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