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Comedic Monologues for Women<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Finding great comedic monologues for women can be quite tough. The perfect monologue can make or break your audition. If you\u2019re going in to audition for a comedy role, it\u2019s crucial that you choose a monologue that will accentuate your talent for comedy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deciding on a monologue is never easy, but it\u2019s typical for performers to find that one monologue resonates with them over another. Spend some time before your audition reading through monologues, practicing the ones you\u2019ve narrowed down, and picking one that works at both your talent and comfort level. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you can\u2019t seem to find the perfect monologue, we\u2019ve put together a list of our favorites. Take a moment to read through and see what stands out for you! Here is our list of comedic monologues for women.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dotty Otley from \u201cNoises Off\u201d – I Can\u2019t Open the Sardines Can <\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s no good you going on. I can\u2019t open sardines and answer the phone. I\u2019ve only got one pair of feet. Hello\u2026. Yes, but there\u2019s no one here, love\u2026. No, Mr. Brent\u2019s not here\u2026He lives here, yes, but he don\u2019t live here now because he lives in Spain\u2026 Mr. Philip Brent, that\u2019s right\u2026. The one who writes the plays, that\u2019s him, only now he writes them in Spain\u2026 No, she\u2019s in Spain, too, they\u2019re all in Spain, there\u2019s no one here\u2026 Am I in Spain? No, I\u2019m not in Spain, dear. I look after the house for him, but I go home at one o\u2019clock on Wednesday, only I\u2019ve got a nice plate of sardines to put my feet up with, because it\u2019s the royal what\u2019s-it\u2019s called on the telly \u2014 the royal you know \u2014 where\u2019s the paper, then? And if it\u2019s to do with letting the house then you\u2019ll have to ring the house-agents, because they\u2019re the agents for the house\u2026. Squire Squire, Hackham and who\u2019s the other one\u2026? No, they\u2019re not in Spain, they\u2019re next to the phone in the study. Squire, Squire, Hackham, and hold on, I\u2019ll go and look. Always the same, isn\u2019t it. Soon as you take the weight off your feet, down it all comes on your head.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mrs. Armstrong from \u201cThe Best Christmas Pageant Ever\u201d – Give Everyone a Chance <\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201c[Let me]tell you again, Grace, how important it is to give everyone a chance. Here\u2019s what I do \u2014 I always start with Mary and tell them we must choose our Mary carefully because Mary was the mother of Jesus\u2026 Yes, and then I tell them about Joseph, that he was God\u2019s choice to be Jesus\u2019 father. That\u2019s how I explain that. Frankly, I don\u2019t ever spend much time on Joseph because it\u2019s always Elmer Hopkins, and he knows all about Mary and Joseph, but I do explain about the Wise Men and the shepherds and how important they are. And I tell them, there are no small parts, only small actors. Remind the angel choir not to stare at the audience, and don\u2019t let them wear earrings and things like that. And don\u2019t let them wear clunky shoes or high heels. I just hope you don\u2019t have too many baby angels, Grace, because they\u2019ll be your biggest problem. You\u2019ll have to get someone to push the baby angels on, otherwise they get in each other\u2019s way and bend their wings. Bob could do that, and he could keep an eye on the shepherds too. Oh, another thing about the angel choir. Don\u2019t <\/em>let them wear lipstick. They think because it\u2019s a play that they have to wear lipstick, and it looks terrible. So tell them\u2026. And, Grace, don\u2019t use just anybody\u2019s baby for Jesus\u2026 get a quiet one. Better yet, get two if you can\u2026 then if one turns out to be fussy, you can always switch them.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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